SuperTsar
I am the centre of the universe I command respect in Russia’s smallest spaces I control the parliament I manipulate the media The security services do my bidding The judiciary is in my palm My people know their history I have a modernizing army that has shown its mettle near and far I have 7300 nuclear warheads (nobody really knows how many) I am ready to use them to stay in power until I die regardless of the cost to my country its region or beyond I am a really smart guy I